"Since dedicating myself to getting into “superhero shape,” several articles regarding my weight have been brought to my attention. Claims have been made that I’ve been on a strict workout routine regulated by co-stars, whipped into shape by trainers I’ve never met, eating sprouted grains I can’t pronounce and ultimately losing 14 pounds off my 5’3” frame. Losing 14 pounds out of necessity in order to live a healthier life is a huge victory. I’m a petite person to begin with, so the idea of my losing this amount of weight is utter lunacy. If I were to lose 14 pounds, I’d have to part with both arms. And a foot. I’m frustrated with the irresponsibility of tabloid media who sell the public ideas about what we should look like and how we should get there."-
Scarlett Johansson for the Huffington Post [x]
More of her brilliant articles can be found here.
America is terribly afraid of the ghosts in the White House, and sometimes he wakes the President up in the middle of the night because he’s scared. Only President George W. Bush got up and helped him look for them and assured him, “Don’t worry, we’re gonna find ‘em.”
holy shit i can fucking see this in my head.