punishandenslavesuckers:

waetonywae:

despondentparamour:

Astonishing X-Men #16

And the winner is… Kitty Pryde!

I never realized how terrifying her power could be. o __ o

kitty pryde’s powers are actually goddamn terrifying. Think about any hand to hand fight or most armed fights - knives, guns, etc. No matter how big or talented you are she’ll just go ghost until she can get her hand in your chest and knock your heart out of place or something. Her not killing opponents is prolly what’s hard. 

(via jjuiced)

kitty pryde love it marvel geekora off-topic

phallingwithprofanity:

perlockholmes:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

It’s eat or be eaten… It’s not a snack or a meal, it’s a fight for survival when you eat pineapple!

WAKE UP AMERICA

Sometimes I carve pineapples for Halloween and, after carving them, I’d eat them, obviously, because I’m not a savage.
Ate three pineapples at once because restraint, yeah.
Oh how my mouth bled. It bled.
Now I know why.

phallingwithprofanity:

perlockholmes:

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

It’s eat or be eaten… It’s not a snack or a meal, it’s a fight for survival when you eat pineapple!

WAKE UP AMERICA

Sometimes I carve pineapples for Halloween and, after carving them, I’d eat them, obviously, because I’m not a savage.

Ate three pineapples at once because restraint, yeah.

Oh how my mouth bled. It bled.

Now I know why.

(via 221b-boyfriends)

pineapples delicious and dangerous geekora off-topic

How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

(via 221b-boyfriends)

1142 my name is the sexiest ever apparently geekora off-topic